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The Chronicles of a Drunken Marriage (iluffmeh408 and fairyangel408)
Title: The Chronicles of a Drunken Marriage or TCOADM
Authors: iluffmeh408 & fairyangel408
Pairing: Yunjae/ Jaeho, Yoosu/ Junchun, Minfood/ Foodmin
Genre: Humor, Fluff, drama, and AU
Disclaimer: We do not own DBSK
Summary: What if the worst thing that happen in your life turned into the best thing...
Inspired by the korean drama 'My Girl' and the american tv show 'Friends'

01;iluffmeh408.livejournal.com/932.html#cutid1
02; community.livejournal.com/jaeho_detox/1046945.html

A/N: Sorry for the LOOOOOOOOONG wait. :]

PREVIOUSLY ON TCOADM..
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“As for the first question, I’m Kim Jaejoong. Your husband.”
"Wait. MY WHAT?? " Bewilderment and disbelief covered every inch of Yunho’s tan face.
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“D-did we have s-se… Did we do it?” Yuhno asked hesitantly, afraid of the answer he might get.

“Yes. We had hot, wild man-sex.”
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"Well, you know what happends next Jung Yunho." Jae said with a smirk.

"How did my ring ended up on your finger?" Yunho questioned

"Hey, you did this so don't question me." Jae said leaning his face closer to Yunho. Who's face
flushed immediately and headed toward the bathroom.
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Chapter 3;

While having nothing to do when Yunho was in the bathroom doing god knows what,Jaejoong thought
he'd do a little harmless inspection. 'Maybe I should look around to see whats he's really like. Just to make sure he's not a pedophile, or into like..............old men. EW. MENTALIMAGES!' So since Jaejoong has never seen a naked old man, and God forbids THAT, his figment of imagine, stale from lack of usage, could only conjure the images of wrinkly raisins next to *his* Yuhno. And Jaejoong hates raisins.

'But why should I snoop around? He's already incredibly sexy. Mhmmm, His abs are so sexy I could fry eggs on them' Jae thought silently to himself and laughing slighty from his last comment.

"But I still should, just to make sure that I'm not married to some weirdo."

And guess what he found? Playboys mazagines.'ehehehe.Yunho, I didn't know you could be so naughty.' Jaejoong being to caught up with looking at the mazagine to see what was his Yunho's type of girl since he dog-tagged them in the corner. 'I guess those are his "favorites"' He didn't hear the footsteps that were coming.

"Yunho, I will make you fall in love with me! Jaejoong Fighting!" he chanted happily, curling his fingers into a fist.

"Ummm, are we interupting anything?" a voice rang throughout the apartment, belonging to the tallest of the three guests comming through the threshold. Jaejoong's head jerked up immediately.

"thisisn'twhatitlookslike" he said a little too quickly with the mazagine still in his lap.

"It's okay we all have needs. Right Junsu?" the brown haired eyed the mazagine then looked up at Jaejoong's face. Then he looked over at the shortest one, who was blushing intently.

"Yoochun-ah!" Junsu squealed with his face still crimson read.

"Please excuse them, Mr. Flirty over there is Park Yoochun and dolphin boy here is Kim Junsu. And I'm Shim Changmin." he extended his hand out to shake with Jae's.

"I'm Kim Jaejo-"

"I know. I was the one that carried you guys home when you guys were drunk and left the note."

"That was so rude Changmin, you should have let him introduce himself!" Junsu screamed.

"Well, I already knew his name and I didn't want him to strain himself with saying his name!"

"Why would he strain himeslf! How come your not this nice to me when we're alone? He's not a girl Changmin! Even though he could easily pass for one...."

"You guys been alone?!?!" Yoochun interupted.

"HEY!" Jaejoong shouted, which made everyone turn their head towards him."As I was saying I'm Kim Jaejoong. Nice to meet you." and flashed a winning smile. :D

Junsu: (o_____o)'Wow, no wonder Yunho married him.'
Yoochun:'Woah, didn't see that comming.' +_____+
Changmin: ('______') 'Whats wrong with everyone?'

They all gawked at Jaejoong's beauty, but a voice knocked them out of their trance. "Ahem."

"Yunnie! You're back!" Jaejoong flung himself, hugging Yunho's arm.

"Umm, yeah. What are you guys doing here?"

"What? We can't visit you and your spouse on this lovely day?" Yoochun asked.

"No, because you are suppose to be at your own houses, not mine."

"Oh I see, you want some alone time with Jae-ie" Yoochun teased and even tried to add a "sexy wink" ;D

"NO! but I need to talk to you, alone, outside."

"What if you get me drunk and marry me too~"

"YOOCHUN!!!!"

"Okay, okay. Chill man." He said and walked outside of the apartment with Yunho.

"So what'd you need me for?"

"DUDEEE! YOU GOTTA HELP ME! I WANT A DIVORCE! I AM NOT GAY, I LIKE GIRLS, I LOVE HYORI, I LIKE GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS!"

"Yunho, who are you trying to convince me or you?"

"YOOCHUN!"Yunho nearly shrieked.

"Do you really want a divorce? Cause I know the perfect person that you could go to," Yoochun suggested and searched his wallet for a business card that he knew was in there. Then he stuffed it in Yunho's pocket.

"Thanks man."

Yet, did they know that someone was listening in on them on the other wall. "Jaejoong! What are you doing?" Junsu asked, looking suspicious.

"Shhh! I'm just trying to hear what Yunho and Yoochun are talking about."

"Why?" he asked, AGAIN looking quite interested.

"Cause, ermhh, uhhh, errrr. I'M IN LOVE WITH YUNHO!"Jaejoong panicked and said the first thing that came into his mind.

"Are you seriously? Wow Jaejoong, I barely met you, yet I'm already liking you. Don't worry I won't let Yunho divorce you; you're just too pretty."

"Aww, thank you Junsu" and gave him an akward hug. -____-;

'Man, I feel bad for lying to him...'

    That night...
       9:00PM
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"Okay, okay. You guys can go home now. I had a lot of fun hanging out today and getting to know Jaejoong," Yunho said sarcastically and pushed all three of his visitors out the door.

'AISH! THAT TOOK A LONG TIME!' he groaned frustratingly.

"Now, where is that Kim Jaejoong?"

When he walked into his room, he soon discovered an already asleep Jaejoong lying on his bed."Jaejoong-shii? Jaejoong-shii? Wake up!" Yunho said and shook Jaejoong vigrously "Jaejoong! I know you're not asleep! Wake up!" 'Gosh, why can't this guy just let me "sleep". I can't go home' Jaejoong thought to himself, slightly annoyed.

"Fine! Sleep here!" Yunho gave up and headed to the living room.

'YES! He finally gave up, now all i have to do is wait till he falls asleep and get that card.'

        10:30PM

Yunho's was snoring so loudly that the whole apartment complex could hear it. That was when Jaejoong knew that this was his time. So silently, he crept outside the room dressed in all black. 'Why am I dressed like I'm robbing him? No, what happens if he wakes up and then accuse me for "molesting" him? Wait, he won't see me cause im all black! Yeah! I knew the black outfit was a good idea!' Jaejoong agrued in his head.

Then he walked walked outside, carefully trying not to make a sound. He wasn't sure if Yunho was a deep sleeper or not but Jaejoong wasn't going to risk anything.

Jaejoong saw the pair of pants that Yunho was wearing today placed on the tables and his face immediately flushed a pretty, pink color. 'That means he's sleeping with his boxers! It's one button away from seeing his whooo~ But what if there's no button? Jaejoong! focus!' He reached into the pocket and found immediately what he was looking for. 'Lets see who's trying to seperate me and my ~~money~~ I mean Yunho.'

The card read.

"Choi Dong Wook huh?" Jaejoong frozed immediately when he saw Yunho moved a bit then rolled over onhis stomach. He hurried put the card back before Yunho wakes up and headed back to Yunho's room to get some sleep....

TBC

PREVIEW ON NEXT CHAPTER!
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"Yunho-ah, I'm cold. Can you keep me warm?" Jae asked him with a pout.

"Of course." He wrapped his arms around Jaejoong's slim waist and tilt his head downward just to meet Jaejoong's lips with his own.

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A/N:Yesyes, we know we're evil for leaving that preview >:D. Did you get suscious at Jae at the cross
out money part? ahahah. Hope you had fun reading! Our New Year's Resolution is to finish this fic. No you
do not have to wait another year for the next chapter (unlike all the other ones^^;) Hope we still have our
readers! Comments make us more moviated to write! Happy New Years and we love you guys~ xoxo <3 !

The Chronicles of a Drunken Marriage (iluffmeh408 and fairyangel408)

Sun, 25 Feb 2007 22:46:52 GMT

Tittle: The Chronicles of a Drunken Marriage
Author: iluffmeh408 and fairyangel408 (co writer)
Pairing: Jaeho and maybe some Yoosu
Rating: PG 13
Disclaimer: I do not own DBSK

Chapter One

Jung Yunho woke up with the huge headache, trying to recall what had happen the previous night. He rubbed his forehead, trying to calm down his aching hangover.
'What the hell happened last night? I feel like shit.'

"Morning~," a singsong voice greeted him. The twenty-one-years-old winced as the voice echoed and rang inside his head. Loud noises and hangover do not mix.

'Wait…a voice?'
Yunho turned quickly to the direction of the voice and sat frozen in shock. In front of the bathroom door stood the most beautiful person he had ever seen.

Water dripped from the man’s raven hair down to his chest and torso. Yuhno’s eyes couldn’t keep to themselves as they trailed down the slender body. When he realized what he was doing, he blushed and forced his eyes up to the man’s pale face. The man’s luscious lips curled upward and his obsidian eyes smiled with it.

"What?" the stranger said.

"Who are you???? And why are you naked inside my room??" Yunho obviously got over his initial shock and found the ability to speak.

“Half-naked. But it looks like I’m not the only one.”

Yunho looked down at himself. Guess what? He had nothing on but a boxer. He grabbed his blanket and covered himself with it, hiding his bare chest from a certain someone’s eyes.

“As for the first question, I’m Kim Jaejoong. Your husband.”

"Wait. MY WHAT?? " Bewilderment and disbelief covered every inch of Yunho’s tan face.

“For a person with a hangover, you sure are loud. And yes, you proposed to me last night and we got married. Like a Las Vegas drunken marriage,” Jaejoong added after a second thought. “I got a ring to prove it. See?” he walked closer to the bed and held out his hand to show Yuhno the golden band with a line of diamond in the middle on his left ring finger.

“What is my finance’s ring doing on you finger?” Yuhno questioned upon closer inspection of the familiar ring.

“I don’t know if your brain is refusing this information or you’re just daft, but like I said before, I’M YOUR HUSBAND, YOUR SPOUSE. WE’RE MARRIED. Need I explain more?” Jaejoong said with a tone of irritation.

" And here’s proof that our marriage is not fake and it was neither my choice to marry you because I was drunk too.” Jaejoong threw an opened envelope to Yuhno.

“D-did we have s-se… Did we do it?” Yuhno asked hesitantly, afraid of the answer he might get.

“Yes. We had hot, wild man-sex.”

“Kidding,” Jaejoong said quickly when his newly wedded husband glared at him. “Don’t worry, we didn’t do anything more than sleep in the same bed. Not that I’d mind if more…exciting stuff happened.”

Yunho obviously understood the hints since he replied, ““Please don’t joke around like that. There will be no next time. I like girls not guys. This is all a big accident, a huge mistake.”

“Hmm? It didn’t appear that way when you were checking me out earlier. You were practically drooling. Or is it just me that make you drool? I’m flattered.” Jaejoong’s laughter struck a thought in Yunho’s mind.

Such a beautiful laugh. A dreamy voice inside his head sighed. Yeah too bad it have to belong to such an annoying person. A more sensible part of him stated.

Yunho shook his head to stop his two thoughts from going any further. Because eventually, they’re going to argue with each other and he will gain nothing but a migraine on top of his massive hangover.

“How’d we get to my house?” he asked, changing the subject.

“It seems like your friends brought us to your house from our alcohol-filled escapades.” Jaejoong replied with a shrug. “Look in the envelope. There’s a letter. I’m going to the bathroom to change. I wouldn’t want to give you any more reasons to stare at me by changing here. Toodles.”

What did I get myself into? Yunho grabbed the torn envelope and pulled at a piece of paper. Whoever scribbled this, rushed. The words were barely readable.

After reading the note, everything of the night before came back to the brunet.

A/N: This is our first fanfic so tell us what you think of it. Comments are loved

Mon, 19 Feb 2007 07:13:03 GMT

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